Pirate Quiz Sucks!

Red Harry Kidd. WTF!!! What a dull name for a pirate! And it's not that I don't have any Pirate-like qualities. I've even been involved in pirate sea-battles, weilding a cutlass and all. OK, true that was in a dream, but it was very real. I even got stabbed in the chest with a sword (and it was very painful. Hot-burning sensation).