Stupid Bus Patrons

There is a reason some people call the bus "The Loser Cruiser", it surely does have more than its share of idjits. Like the ones who line up blocking the exit doors so people can't get off the highway coaches 'cuz they're standing in the way. Just step back a pace or two. Or the ones who think that a cyclist who was at the stop before them, but must put the bike on the rack before getting on (it would be rather hard to do otherwise, methinks) is in the line behind them. It usually makes no difference, but it is really annoying. And the people who pull the bell one or two stops too soon, or only 30 feet before the stop they want and blame the driver for missing the stop. Or the ones who stop bus#XXX, then ask the driver how long till bus #XYZ arrives. How about those who stand at the stop for over 5 mins, then get on the bus and say "it'll just be a minute for me to get out my change". WTF!!!! Get your F-ing money out while you are waiting you F-ing moron! Arrrrgh!